February 12, 2009

iguana update

While riding our bikes today on the island, we noticed that the iguana "relocation" program was not totally successful.

As a matter of fact, it seems they were only able to "relocate" the weak, slow ones. The remaining iguanas are now stronger than ever--and mean. They've started inbreeding, and there is a trend toward ferociousness. I saw some that were starting to loose their tails, and walk upright on their hind legs only. They are morphing into a revengeful breed of monsters. Some are driving golf carts, and I think I saw one driving a BMW. Soon they will be opening their own law practices.
Unlike Tom's fish reports, this is NOT all true. Signed, Pam

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